"The Legend of Grand Master Shihan Heck Fusbuster" (scroll down for the beginning)
Grand Master sees and talks to dead people ! |
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It has long been known that Grand Master Shihan Heck Fusbuster possesses skills and traits that rival the Martial Arts legends and myths of lore. Sought after agressively by the Mixed Martial Arts world's best fighters and trainers for instruction and mentoring as well as being the most requested sperm donor at the national ACME 4H fertilization center. Grand Master Fusbuster is the only known living human being that has actually had communications with the late great Bruce Lee as well as the infamous and much feared Inspector Clouseau ! Grand Master also counsels nutritionaly challenged cheeseburger dependant ex- legends such as Steven S. on better nutritional habits, pulling no punches, Grand Master tells it straight. "Stevie boy, when you got to iron your pants in the drive way it's time to say no to the ribs son !") Back soon from vacation (Grand Master Shihan Heck Fusbuster is on his way back from a family reunion where he was scouting out a suitable bride for his eldest boy Darnnitt Fusbuster).Grand Master will treat us all to a very special interview of himself "Grand Master Shihan Heck Fusbuster" and Steven Segall, with a special one time apperance with commentary by Bruce Lee ! Stay tuned. |
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Grand Master finds Noahs' Ark ! |
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While on vacation this summer Grand Master Heck Fusbuster embarked on an expedition to find Noah's Ark , which against popular belief is believed by Grand Master to in fact be located somewhere in Georgia and not over there where everybody is mad all the time cause there're living in sand. So follow Grand Master Shihan Heck Fusbuster as he traces the true path of Noah's Ark as it comes to rest in the new world , and not as originally thought being hung up on a bunch of rocks in the desert . |
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Grand Master "Two Legged Gittem Down" |
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Today Grand Master Shihan Heck Fusbuster demonstrates the most deadly and effective method of taking an opponent down by grabbing both his legs. A technique perfected by Grand Master as a young man during bear wrestling season here in the Everglades Grand Master also treats us to a rare demonstration of swamp weaponry. Learn why Grand Master Shihan Heck Fusbuster is the most feared man alive ! |
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Grand Master "Naked Rear Choke" |
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Watch as Grand Master Shihan Heck Fusbuster demonstrates the subtle nuances of some of the most lethal techniques being used in the Mixed Martial Arts Today. Todays lesson is "The Naked Rear Choke" At no time should these techniques be tried by untrained or unsupervised individuals as serious injury could occur. If you experience any stiffness for more than four (4) hours consult a physician! |
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Grand Master Shihan Heck Fusbuster "The Legend" |
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MMA Florida Fighter and 5th Gear Productions,just got back from what could possibly be the most unique interview to date for MMA Florida Fighter. We were invited to visit the training grounds of Grand Master Shihan Heck Fusbuster, considered by those in the know to be the deadliest man alive. Abandoned in the everglades by his parents after being accidentally pushed out of an Air Boat, the six year old Heck was left to fend for himself. Legend has it that Heck was raised by the gators, snakes, panthers, bears, and mosquitoes of the south Florida everglades. Found years later running naked through the glades by a Miccosukee hunting part, (they were hunting lost gamblers who had wandered off from the casino)young Heck was taken in and raised as one of their own. Taking the lessons learned from the animals of the everglades, Heck developed what is considered today to be the most devestatin fighting system ever devised.Training at the Grand Master Shihan Heck Fusbuster facility is by invitation only and offered only to those with the potential to master this deadly fighting system. A modest man, Grand Master Shihan Heck Fusbuster keeps his client list confidential, but the names Randy, Chuck, and Andrei have been heard whispiring through the cypress heads. Grand Master Shihan Heck Fusbuster has consented to video a series of instuctional films on his MMA fighting secrets which will be featured exclusively on the MMA Florida Fighter web site.But first, we introduce Grand Master Shihan Heck Fusbuster. "Eagles soar but weasels don't get sucked through a jet prop". (Grand Master Shihan Heck Fusbuster) | |